Dumb Crimea: 7 reasons not to rest

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We honestly talk about the worst that awaits a tourist in Crimea. Find out why the rest in Crimea is bad and why it is contraindicated for many.


We love Crimea! We came to the peninsula 4 times - we rested ourselves, brought friends and relatives. But no matter how strong our love and affection is, we cannot remain silent about his shortcomings. Crimea has many shortcomings, and they are serious.

The mentality of the inhabitants

Grumpy grandmothers on buses, disgruntled saleswomen in stores, impudent vendors of excursions and photos with animals, suspicious owners of guest houses. General carelessness, laziness, indifference. The Crimean motto is: "My hut is on the edge, I don't know anything." Do you want to hear a lot about yourself? When entering the bus, stop and ask the driver how much the fare is, and a crowd of indignant grannies will unleash their righteous anger on you - you occupied the passage for two seconds.

Many locals are ill-mannered. They do not know how to restrain negative emotions, react sharply to justified criticism, are rude and think of themselves for no reason. They give out remarks in the spirit of "Why did you come here at all?" Of course, there are exceptions - there are intelligent and cute, but on the whole the impression is that. Honestly, we have not met such disgruntled and irritated people anywhere else.

Dangerous drivers

Impatient drivers who honk even before the green light comes on are reckless and violate traffic rules everywhere. Nobody heard about politeness on the road. They do not like visitors, because they slowly and carefully drive along the serpentines.

"I park like a king" is also about local drivers. By the way, this is a disease in the south of Russia in general, and vacationers from the Kuban do not lag behind the Crimeans. Probably, there is simply no other way - there is a problem with parking.

Service? No, you haven't heard!

The word "service" has been learned in Crimea quite recently. If you are spoiled for Turkish hospitality and animation, you are in trouble.

The resorts are accustomed to living at the expense of vacationers and act according to the principle "and so it will come down", because an unpretentious tourist will agree to any shack and will endure any inconvenience, once he has arrived so far. And it never occurs to them to take care of creating a reputation and get a regular client. This applies to everything in general: hotels, restaurants, excursions, taxis, museums.

The peninsula is also not on friendly terms with the Internet. In general, business in Crimean style is something incredible.

Also find out how hoteliers in the south cheat tourists.

Pay more, get less

There is no competition in Crimea, so prices are sky-high in the season, and the service - well, you've already read what it is. It is not a fact that an expensive hotel will correspond to the declared stars, but an excursion for 2000 rubles per person is interesting.

Alas, the quality is unlikely to improve anytime soon. What to do? Come to Crimea without high expectations, or don't come at all if you are not ready to sacrifice comfort and money for the sake of nature.

Contingent

Vacationers are a separate sore subject of the Crimea. They are noisy, dissatisfied and do not know how to rest. Even on vacation, they fuss and get nervous.

In general, many Russians have no idea about cultural recreation, but in Crimea this is most evident. Once I watched in horror as a man came to a calm and meditative Sunny meadow on the Demerdzhi massif with barbecue, raw meat and a portable bluetooth speaker, from which pop music was shouting.

Terrible tyranny and devastation

Have you seen what is behind the facade of the beautiful Yalta embankment? Did you walk the streets of Alushta? Sudak is generally continuous guest houses and hotels. In the cities there is no single style, everyone is building at random and stuck with ugly advertisements (this is where Varlamov's criticism is free!). This is a wild mix of scoop, 90s and noughties. This makes the hair on your head stand on end!

Few old buildings and streets have survived in Sevastopol, Evpatoria, Bakhchisarai, Kerch, Feodosia, Yalta, but basically everything is in a sad state.

Somewhere there are beautiful buildings of the USSR era, which are still functioning. They fit organically and even add color. But for the most part it is devastation. Broken glass, rusty fittings, destroyed and abandoned buildings.

On the beaches - rusty reinforcement, crumbling concrete awnings, dilapidated breakwaters. Often reinforcement or something concrete sticks out of the water. There are no rescuers. What kind of security are we talking about?

Souvenir game

Souvenir markets are the scourge of the Russian south, and Crimea did not escape this fate. I hate them with all my heart! Chinese trinkets, obscene lettering on T-shirts, sailor suits, captain's caps and magnets haunt me in my nightmares.

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